My Day in Four Blurbs, 9/19/16

1. My ex-Soviet mechanic used a stethoscope on my car's engine to diagnose a failing alternator.

2. I walked four miles in the rain without an umbrella, showed up for school with a saturated crotch, and proceeded to douse the rest of my pants in the bathroom so that the wet was more even and less disturbing.
3. I worried too out loud what Ahmad Khan Rahami's violent acts will mean for Trump's campaign.
4. I accepted an invitation to screen my film only to realize that I'm so bored with myself that I may decline tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow is going to be mostly cloudy and 85 degrees.