The Depth of Trump's Constitution

When Trump tried to read the U. S. Constitution, this is what he read and this is how far he got:

Me the Person of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Coif, establish Judgment, insecure domestic Relationships, provide for the common offense, promote the general Disadvantage, and secure the Blessings of Vanity to myself and my Prosperity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the…