10/30/16

1. Would you let a toddler navigate the USS Zumwalt, the most powerful destroyer ever built, through the Bering Sea? [You may not like the Admiral… I mean, she did select “reply to all” when responding to your email invitation to the Halloween party with, “Can’t wait. Just checking, how’s your penis doing after that zipper incident?"… But she knows how to captain a ship.]

2. Notice how it's mostly white males who are incensed by this ridiculous email scandal? Clearly, they have Weiner issues.