Where's My Pitchfork?

It’s not possible to fight both a Civil War and a World War at the same time. Since there is no breaking point for those who voted for him (if anything, they’re emboldened by his rallies, his antics, and his tweets), I’m wondering when those who didn’t support him will say, “Fuck it! Where’s my pitchfork?” Tomorrow? Next week? Maybe we’re stocking up and preparing for a global worst case scenario; or maybe we’re masochistically drawn to the entirety of this perverted entertainment as we recline on the couch with our hands down our pants; or maybe we’re running to the tool shed. No matter, time ain’t on our side. Hurricane Donald is a category 6 storm and only gaining strength.