The Return of Dubya?

I’m seeing a lot of posts by my liberal friends longing for Dubya and a little vomit climbs into my mouth. Do I really need to remind you? I guess I do: Sanctioning torture, unfounded wars and the war on terror, the Great Recession, the Patriot Act, Guantanamo prisoners, anti-choice, lack of curiosity, right wing judicial nominees, John Bolton (and everything that went with him),… Oh, I can go on. Now here’s my truth: I would still take him or his father (right this second) or Ross Perot or Bob Dole or John McCain (at warp 9.99) or Mitt Romney (“in less than 12 parsecs” [sic]) and all their baggage, all their jaundiced ideals, over the grotesque moral abomination that now occupies the White House. No pause. I would take them right now! Yep, now I said it too (with vomit in mouth).