A Brief History of Nuclear Devices

I have a prediction for this week; but first, I have to put my vision into perspective. Here's a brief history of nuclear explosions/implosions:

8/6/45 -- "Little Boy" (U.S. atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima)
8/9/45 -- "Fat Man" (U.S. atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki)
8/29/49 -- "Joe-1" (U.S.S.R.'s first plutonium detonation)
10/3/52 -- "Blue Danube" (U.K.'s first plutonium detonation)
3/1/54 -- "Castle Bravo" (U.S.'s first deliverable thermonuclear weapon)
2/13/60 -- "Gerboise Bleue" (France's first plutonium implosion)
5/18/74 -- "Smiling Buddha" (India's first plutonium implosion)
5/28/98 -- "Operation Shakti" (Pakistan detonates H.E.U., or highly enriched uranium, fission device)
10/9/06 -- "fizzle" -- (North Korea's first attempt at plutonium implosion)

Prediction:
2/13/17 to 2/17/17 -- "Pumpkin Anus" (U.S.'s first I.A.A., or "impulsive atomic asshole," explosion covers nation in orange slime)

Start taking iodine supplements today!