Dear President Vladimir Putin,
I hope this message finds you well and that you're staying warm. Just read that it was -11 degrees in Moscow today. Sheesh.
Down to business. I have an offer: I will trade my entire comic book collection, which is pretty extensive, for the "kompromat" you have of Donald John Trump. I'm especially interested in the video tapes.
Not appealing enough? I'll even throw in my Darth Vader case of original Star Wars action figures -- all 50 of them. Is it a deal? If you want, I can forward a list of the over 21,000 comics (21,388 to be exact) I have in my collection. Many are mint; most are near mint.
Love to Alina. (Is that okay to write? Are you two public yet?). And stay warm!
Yours,
I hope this message finds you well and that you're staying warm. Just read that it was -11 degrees in Moscow today. Sheesh.
Down to business. I have an offer: I will trade my entire comic book collection, which is pretty extensive, for the "kompromat" you have of Donald John Trump. I'm especially interested in the video tapes.
Not appealing enough? I'll even throw in my Darth Vader case of original Star Wars action figures -- all 50 of them. Is it a deal? If you want, I can forward a list of the over 21,000 comics (21,388 to be exact) I have in my collection. Many are mint; most are near mint.
Love to Alina. (Is that okay to write? Are you two public yet?). And stay warm!
Yours,
Brian Philip Francis Katz
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