How Crazy Do I Look?

How crazy do I look when I’m prying my dog’s mouth open in the middle of a busy sidewalk on a windy and rainy day to root around her maw for whatever it is she just sidemoused from the pavement (usually to throw up later) only to find out that the clump is exactly what you now think it is and it’s all over my hand and her face as I try to shake the remaining bits from her gums and under her tongue and I’m more than two blocks from home? No, seriously, how crazy do I look?