Dear Senator Ted Cruz,
It’s your birthday today! I hear that you’re spending the
evening sucking up all of “Dump Truck” Trump’s exhaust. Well done, Church Lady
in drag. (Get it?)
Between your gun bacon, furrowed brow, and violence
inspiring rhetoric, you’ve almost reached the Cliffs of Donald – precipices of unhinged
thoughts that become words, malignant idiocy, malicious leanings, and
self-service whoring.
I thought I would briefly tackle your positions – positions rooted
in your conservatism – by addressing
your Christianity. Clearly, your understanding of Christ and being like Christ
is seriously lost in the various translations of Aramaic and Hebrew to Latin to
English to Cruzin. (Get this one too? I know, awful.)
You’re anti-abortion, which is understandable considering
your party affiliation, but pro death penalty, which is becoming historically
confusing (and hypocritical). You abhor same-sex marriage and civil unions and
you voted against the Violence Against Women Act. The depth of your commitment to gun rights only
adds to your stroke-inducing windbaggery. You oppose the Affordable Care Act
and almost single-handedly shut down the government in 2013 (partly due to your
hatred for “Obamacare”) – the result of which would have been devastating to
many, many people including millions of Christ’s followers. You oppose
immigration reform and on the stump deny amnesty for illegal immigrants who are
already here. You reject the idea of climate change and global warming despite
the facts (FACTS!) and you voted against the Water Resources Development Act of
2013. Lastly, your foreign policies are positively nuclear and leave me
thinking only of the massive burning lake of sulfur from the Book of Revelation
– a book that may be warning us of the likes of you.
So, by my account, you’re against woman in almost every
conceivable way; hence, you’re against “the mother of God” who is the
representative of all mothers if not all women.
You’re for murdering, needlessly and recklessly, (hiding
behind asinine claims of “self-defense”) which aligns more with Pontius Pilate
than Jesus and his Apostles.
You’re against healing the sick, which, in many ways, was
one of Christ’s chief goals when he hit the scene.
You oppose resources for the needy, roofs for the exposed,
and work for the willing – the pharaohs of Egypt had more compassion.
And the greatest gift that Jehovah gave to man was the
planet itself; and you deny our inherited responsibility to care for it.
I have to ask: What kind of a Christian are you? You share
nothing with your Lord and Savior; rather, you look, sound, and act more like
the antithetical incarnation of Jesus… the AntiChrist.
At a Christmas gathering just the other night, the host and
a guest were complaining about the long, sluggish election season. I would be
inclined to agree if our candidates were more responsible and our parties more
than two. My hope is that over the next
322 days (if not much sooner) you will be unmasked for the evil that you
represent – the human costume of Damnation, the ruler of the Right Kingdom of
Hell… the Christian version of Hell.
Again, happy birthday, Foolish Shepard!
Signed,
Brian
Philip Katz
Note: My original
first sentence read, “You barrel of Swamp Thing’s feces and Man-Thing’s urine,
it’s you’re birthday today!” Felt a little harsh. Just a little.
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