Just issued holiday press release from Prez Trump: "On this 'terrific' Valentine's Day, I would like to send a big heart-shaped box of Russel Stover Private Reserve chocolates to all my 'winning,' 'amazing,' 'tremendous,' and 'huuuge' supporters. To the 'stupid,' 'weak,' 'loser,' 'zero,' and 'out of control' Demoncrats, fake media, and just about everyone else, these 'bad' neon goo-stuffed chocolates." [Written using 12 of Trump's most often used adjectives.] Happy February 14th!
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