Rigel VII

Despite being opposed to all things Trump, his transition team reached out to me this morning to ask if I (and my family) would be interested in the ambassadorship to Rigel VII. I said I would think about it, but when I brought the news to Maria, she reminded me that Rigel VII is an uninhabited planet about 90 light years away and... fictional! [It's the setting of the first Star Trek pilot, "The Cage," and home to Kang and Kodos on the Simpsons.] If you receive a similar overture from Team Trump, don't accept. Apparently, I'm one of millions receiving this offer.