Wednesday, January 28, 2026

I'm in a Mood (Reflected in Three Parts)

One

Many are calling for Noem's impeachment or firing... but that's hardly going to solve anything. That sleezy hellspawn reject, Stephen Miller, is still pouring poisoned worms in President Teflon Dumb's ear; VP Maybeline is still vomiting the stupidest, most racist idiocy from his puffy maw; Press Secretary Green Apple Kool-Aid is still breathlessly spitting viral infections on the press pool; Speaker Howdy Doody Bag continues to flop like the subservient, excrement-stained incompetent he is; and all the other nasty arse-slurpers infecting the White House are still humping the constitution like orgiastic, wild dogs. Nixing Noem is not nearly enough.


Two

Stephen Miller may be the most intentionally sinister human alive (even in this vile Administration of Horrors). Trump's Deputy Chief and advisor is a pestilent, resentful, pathetic skunk rectum with the emotional complexity of an obscenely used diaper, the verbal cadence and attention span of a diseased squirrel on a mix of quaaludes and meth, and the dead, dead eyes of a decaying opossum. Oh, how I wish Hell were a real place so that insidiously willful monsters like Miller (and associates) would burn eternally in a flaming pit of perpetual despair.

[With sincere apologies to the animals in the description.]


Three

Alex Pretti was set upon for using his cell phone camera as a witness... and based on the several cell phone witnesses trained on Pretti and the I.C.E. clan of hyenas that preyed upon him, there is no doubting what's going on: A war is being waged on reality by that giant scum-seeping orange heap of slug excrement and his plastic minions of slobbering, sycophantic fascists.

Witness. 

Witness the lies of Trump, Noem, Bovino, Miller, Vance, Johnson, and Leavitt.

Witness the truth of Minneapolis. 

Witness the savage murder of Alex Pretti by the liars. 

Witness.